“i mean, i don’t think i want this job THAT bad.”
‘ you can’t JUST —
i was really excited to
see you .. try !! ‘
“boyfriend material.”
❛ that’s funny!!❜
“feel my shirt.”
❛ aw it’s so soft!
what is it?❜
“they peed on you.”
❛ you peed on your parents,
and your parent’s friends,
and your toys …
& even on yourself!❜
“do you punch them in the face?”
❛ no !!
i’d never do such a thing!❜
“d’you think you could get me a part-time job here?”
❛ this place doesn’t
do part-time jobs.❜
“don’t worry, i won’t pee on you.”
❛ good one of the kids
peed on me once..❜
“only when i need to get my point across.”
❛ understandable.❜
“the ones that pee everywhere.”
❛ do you pee everywhere?❜
” —- like the good kind or nah?”
❛ is there a bad kind
of puppies? ❜