If I get ten “accents” I’ll record myself saying all this! 

TUMBLR ACCENT CHALLENGE!

• Your name and username.
• Where you’re from.
• Pronounce the following words: aunt, roof, route, theater, iron, salmon, caramel, fire, water, New Orleans, Pecan, both, again, probably, Alabama, lawyer, coupon, mayonnaise, pajamas, caught, naturally, aluminum, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, doorknob, envelope, GPOY.
• What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
• What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
• What do you call gym shoes?
• What do you call your grandparents?
• What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
• What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
• Choose a book and read a passage from it.
• Do you think you have an accent?
• Would you rather be a wizard or a vampire?
• Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
• End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

faeblood:

Send ▲ if you’d ship our characters romantically together.

Send ▼ if you’d ship our characters sexually together.

Send ► if you’d ship our characters platonically together.

Send ◄ if you’d ship our characters in all of the above ways.

Send me a ‘✖’ and my muse will react to yours grabbing their butt. 

Send me a ‘✖’ and my muse will react to yours grabbing their butt. 

☠ Drabble list— You can send one anytime. 

• Scream: My character has caused yours to scream out for some reason


• Milkshake: Our characters will have to split a milkshake


• Busted: Your character will catch mine doing something they shouldn’t.


• Time: I’ll write a drabble about our characters doing to a different time/dimension. specify.


• Befriend Me: I wil write a drabble about our characters meeting for the first time in an AU.


• Enamor Me: I will write a fluffy drabble about my character trying to woo yours [be it out of the blue/Valentines Day,feel free to specify.]


• Quiet Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to calm yours down [be it from crying, from lashing out, feel free to specify.]


• Torture Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character torturing mine or vise versa.


• Hug Me: My character will hug yours. Either by surprise or for a specific reason.


• Confess: My character will speak their true feelings about your character. (or about a topic. you may choose.)


• Death: My character’s reaction to your character dying.


• Protect: My character keeps yours safe from harm.


• Revenge: My character will get revenge on yours.


• Healer: My/your character helping your/my character when they are hurt/sick. (Be specific on who gets which role, and whether the pain is physical, emotional, or just having to catch a fever)


• I Do: I will write our characters as a married couple


• Broken: I’ll write our characters breaking up or in an angsty scene.


• Spell: I’ll write my character putting a spell on yours. Or being under a spell/curse.


• « : memory from the past with your character


• » : a future event my character would like to happen with them + yours


• ☼ : A memory my character has with yours that they’ll never forget


• Rain: I’ll write a fluffy drabble of our characters kissing in the rain.


• Pet: I’ll write a drabble of my character buying yours a pet. (specify what kind.)


• Sleep: I’ll write a drabble of my character snuggling in bed with yours.


• Nightmare: I’ll write my character having a nightmare about yours, or vice versa.


• Kiss: I’ll write our characters sharing a kiss, it can be innocent or passionate.


• Murder: I’ll write my character killing yours or vice vesra.


• Home: I’ll write our characters living together.


• Love: I’ll write our character’s falling in love.


• Death: I’ll write our character’s mourning over each other.


• Insane: I’ll write my character is insane inside asylum and yours is the doctor, vice versa


• Secret: My character tells your character a secret.


• Candy Corn: Your character or mine being cheesy to the other


• Stars: Our characters under the stars together


• Snow: Our characters in the cold together


• Candles: Our characters enjoying a moment by candlelight


• Peppermint: Your character or mine, sharing a sweet secret with the other.

SEND ME A SENTENCE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION. 

• “I saw your browser history.”
• “Do you even know what you’re doing?”
• “We’ve already tried this.”
• “You don’t even know what you’re doing.”
• “Beyonce isn’t that great.”
• “How many times do I have to tell you?”
• “You have five seconds…”
• “I don’t even know who you are.”
• “Didn’t your parents ever tell you that?”
• “Is this where you live?”
• “… Why are your hands down your pants?”
• “Is that a lobster?”
• “You’re late on child support.”
• “You never go ass to mouth.”
• “One ring to rule them all…”
• “He doesn’t even go here!”
• “Did you just take that?”
• “Is that a unicorn?”
• “You’re a muggle.”
• “It’s your turn to do the dishes.”
• “Were you going through my computer?!”
• “Are you pregnant?”
• “You need to be honest with yourself, no one likes Nickelback.”
• “Shut up.”
• “I know you’re having an affair.”
• “They’re dead.”
• “Voldemort isn’t dead.”
• “Let me see your phone.”
• “I can’t believe it’s over.”
• “How high are you right now?”
• “I was with someone.”
• “It’s not necessary to replace you, you’re not missed.”
• “Why do you think we never worked out?”
• “What went wrong?”
• “You’re the most ridiculous person I know.”
• “Are you okay?”
• “I’m having an affair.”
• “Too little too late.”
• “Snoop Dog just came into the diner.”
• “You said we could get a puppy.”
• “I need to move out.”
• “You ordered a moon bounce?”
• “Don’t you want me?”
• “Meeting your mother changed my life.”
• “Janitor’s closet NOW.”
• “Is that for sale?”
• “Do you want to get a drink sometime?”
• “Your resilience is comparable to that of a cockroach.”
• “He has a knife!”
• “I was on an episode of Cops once.”
• “Are you a hoarder?”
• “We’re alone out here, you know?”
• “I killed her.”
• “I need to go.”
• “Why did you invite me to your wedding?”
• “You always do this!”
• “You’re the master of excuses.”
• “Did you hire a stripper?”
• “I just got out of jail.”
• “It was you all along?”
• “I know you don’t want to be with me anymore.”
• “Were you ever happy?”
• “You’ve been in that same exact spot since 9 this morning.”
• “There’s plenty of fish in the sea.”
• “This is it.”
• “I can’t believe it’s you.”
• “We’re getting evicted.”
• “I know who you are.”
• “I wrote you a letter… Every single day.”
• “They’re going to kill me.”
• “You had sex with a serial killer.”
• “Are you drunk?”
• “I didn’t love you anyways.”
• “That was the worst day ever.”
• “That was the best day ever.”
• “Is this your first date?”
• “I’ve never been kissed before.”
• “You’re famous!”
• “I can’t see you anymore.”
• “What’re you here for?”
• “It’s always been you.”
• “If this were a movie…”
• “Are you high?”
• “Stick a sock in it.”
• “You’re better off without me.’
• "I’m better off without you.”
• “You’re like a freaking Taylor Swift song.”
• “What do you want?”
• “Fuck it.”
• “That’s the worst advice I’ve ever heard.”
• “Who ARE you anymore?”
• “Can I get a refill?”
• “Well you don’t see that everyday.”

Send me a ‘★’ and I will tell you how my character feels about yours. 

Send “❤” For my muse to kiss yours. 

Send “You belong to me” to see how my muse reacts. 

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